Get a tattoo of you ex adult dating partner’s name on your neck.
A girl I know- lets call her Amy- got a tattoo of her ex-girlfriend’s name, my friend Heidi, on her neck. Sure, some people may think that is a tad, um, courageous? Stupid? I mean, you must have to be 100% sure you will be with this person forever if you are having their name inked on your neck, a place that you cannot hide, for the rest of your life. However, “Amy” tattooed Heidi’s name of her neck after they broke up. Yeah. Here is the story.
For some reason Heidi likes to date girls who have never been a lesbian relationship before. Heidi likes to “change girls minds” – her words, not mine. Well, Heidi also has a hard time learning from her past mistakes, because she doesn’t realize that these girls fall madly in love with her. To these girls, girls like Amy, Heidi is their first gay experience. Its like losing they are losing their virginity. They will be clingers, no matter what.
One day Amy was introduced to Heidi. They clicked instantly. They dated for a year. Heidi wanted to move on and end the relationship, so she broke it off with Amy, but Amy wasn’t having that. Amy pretended as if Heidi never ended anything. They would still have sex, go out for dinner; basically act like a couple because Amy was in denial about the breakup and Heidi didn’t want a psycho ex. She had experienced a near-Fatal Attraction-esque experience in the past.
Heidi finally told Amy that they were done. For good. They didn’t speak to each other for three months. One day Amy showed up on Heidi’s doorstep. She said she had a surprise, and wanted to show it to her. Heidi let her come in, and Amy showed her this.
Who in their right mind gets a tattoo of their EX girlfriend’s name on their NECK of all places?!
