Have you ever looked down at your man’s junk during sex and decided you wanted to name it? Has your man ever told you the he has a pet name for his shlong? One of my buddies used to call his penis Princess FIona. Why? I have no idea. Another guy I know named his cock Girthantheclops a.k.a Girth.

Do you think penis pet names are a turn on or turn off? Are they funny or just plain immature? Are they a good subtle name when speaking in front of parents or children or is it way too obvious and you shouldn’t be speaking about your man’s penis in those circumstances anyway?

Here is my list of awesome penis names:

  • mutton dagger
  • old blind bob
  • hanging johny
  • fishing rod
  • tallywhacker
  • pocket rocket
  • one-eyed trouser trout
  • ding dong
  • ankle spanker
  • pork sword
  • engine cranker
  • hairy hotdog
  • davey crocket
  • wang,
  • wazoo
  • weeny
  • whacker
  • pecker
  • kidney cracker
  • heat seeking
  • moisture missile
  • giggle stick
  • love whistle
  • tube steak
  • uncle dick
  • purple helmet warrior

Do you have a favorite?

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