Well, sort of.

Beginning October 1st, it will technically be illegal for you to have sex according to a new law passed by state leaders in Florida. Here’s the problem: some idiots down south elected a leader who clearly is a Bible-thumper and doesn’t understand how science works. Also, this leader clearly doesn’t know how to word new laws properly. His goal was to implement a new law that would make bestiality illegal. Sounds all well and good, right? Wrong. This is how the law was worded:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

The problem is, WE ARE ANIMALS! Human beings are animals, so if I want to have sex with my girlfriend or wife it would technically be illegal? Way to go Florida. Sex with humans is now illegal. Be careful what you wish for, voters. Throwing your support behind people who think science isn’t real can have consequences of the most dire kind. I guess this means sex dating sites should be shut down, no?


 

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